The thing I like about hot chicks is that they are willing to sacrifice their dignity for money. It’s like we all know if Flavio Briatore worked at McDonald’s making burgers, or at the post office sellin’ stamps, or as a plumber uncloggin’ pipes not layin pipe, dude would be sitting at home jerking off to informercials like he was me, but throw a couple of millions of dollars into a motherfucker’s wallet and all the pussy opens up like shit’s on its period and ready for the million dollar tampon that is his dick.

There’s an old saying that it’s as easy to fall in love with a poor man as it is to fall in love with a rich man, so you might as well ignore the poor and go for the rich, but that kind of attitude is like prostitution when the rich man looks like a fucking monster and the only way bitch can get wet for him is when she closes her eyes, thinks of someone a little younger and better lookin’ while holding onto his Black American Express card.

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