Adriana was kidnapped from her tribe in Brazil by Victoria’s Secret who have people recruiting models from all parts of the world and by recruiting I mean kidnapping, which is pretty smart considering tribes don’t have phones or internet to contact the outside world and file a missing person’s report.

I was told that her deal is going to spend as much time with the brand as she can before she gets old, battered and they send her back to where she’s from. I guess it’s a good trade off, because she gets to travel the world, live in luxury and have guys everywhere masturbate to her and that’s a whole lot more appealing than dancing around a fire eating bananas, even if shit’s not forever it’ll make for exciting stories for the tribe’s people when she comes back in a few years with her grass skirt and coconut top on, that Victoria’s Secret has put aside for her so that it looks like she never left but I predict that she sneaks in one of her bras for them to worship as some kind of icon sent from above.

Either way, here she is doing what she was kidnapped to do and that’s promote everything and anything Victoria’s Secret.

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