This is the new Lara Croft from what I assume is Resident Evil, but I am too lazy to look shit up because I don’t really care, I don’t play videogames and I don’t watch shitty action movies because I find them offensive, but I do remember living with a dude who did like videogames about 10 years ago and he would play the Lara Croft game all fuckin’ day and dude would always call me in to show me the “crawling” position and talk about how hot her ass was and I knew that he got hard for that graphic and realized that there are some desperate and weird peole out there, then I started the site and through emails and comments realized that there were more people like my friend out there, the kind who spend their days playing video games, and nights jerking off and fantasizing about videogame characters, wishing they would crawl out of their computer or TV screen and into their beds, so I feel it’s my job to post these close-up shots of the new Lara Croft’s vagina, because not only do I like vagina, but I like helpin out virgin losers who need guidance and if that’s not you, because you are just in denial, then these are for my old buddy who I lost touch but who probably hasn’t lost touching himeself to the idea of a cartoon-like videogame slut with big ol’ tits and a gun.

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