I met a couple and by met I mean saw a couple who were both wearing Crocs, becaue adults in Crocs are not adults I want to meet. I know that everyone always makes fun of these things with good reason, but up until today, I had only seen kids wearing them and would question what kind of cruel world we live in where kids are the punchline to a joke. I just couldn’t understand why everyone was always being so fuckin’ hard on the kids because they were in colorful plastic, stupid lookin’ shoes because when I was a kid I didn’t even own shoes, but today I finally got it.
This man and woman were walking towards me on the street. He was in his bright orange crocs, a nice manly color that makes me think of danger or a construction site and she was in the softer baby blue that exuded nothing but femininity…if you were at the fuckin’ circus. I don’t understand what possessed these people to wear matching shoes in the first place, but ones made of colorful plastic took it to a whole other level, but then I heard them speak and they were European so it all made sense. The good news is that the wife despite her stupid shoes wasn’t wearing a bra and her little Spanish lookin tits were my friends for about 40 seconds before she caught me staring and I backed down like the scared little pervert that I am…..
Here are my links and they aren’t wearing Crocs, but I think you’ll like them anyway.
Boobs Versus Rainbows….
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Say It Isn’t So!!!
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I Am – Every Rocky Film Ever Made in 5 Seconds
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Jennifer Elisson Has the Rear of the Year
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Nadine Velazquez Make Watching My Name is Earl Bearable
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I Don’t Know Why, But Tiger Woods Is Putting With a Rubix Cube
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Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You to Vote
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Kanye West Got Arrested for Being a Little Bitch
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Skin Flicks That Are Worthwhile
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt Throwback
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Authors Wanted, Brains and Story Telling Ability Not Required
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Bollywood > Hollywood
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Spend Thursday Doing Something Worthwhile
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Gina Gershon Spoofs Sarah Palin….
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When You Change One Letter
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Abbie Cornish is Dreamy
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Free Run Faceplant
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Sweet Blonde Denisa
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God Damn Angie Savage
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It’s Like a Treasure Map, But For Pussy
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Jayden James Tits Are Massive
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Katie Holmes is a Faggot Ass Raver and I Hate Fucking Ravers…Probably One of the Dumbest Movements to Ever Happen..
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How About a Little Jessica Simpson Performing Video
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Keytarist Genius
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Ninja Punch FAIL!
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Matt Damon is Actually Making Some Fucking Sense
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How to: Explain To yOu Kids Mommy is a Whore
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Sienna Miller Went to the Clinic. Hopefully She Has AIDS and is Dying
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Mariah Carey is a Cry Baby and Dooesn’t Want a Book Written About Her
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Striptease of the Day
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Man Dies During Family Speech – Video
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Because You’re Pathetic
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Wendy Whine Got Her Titties Pierced
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Who Knew Cops Knew How to Kick It?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui At Some Premier or Something
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Charlie Lane is Your Army Fantasy
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The 10 Sexiest Football Movie Babes Of All Time
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Paz Vega, I Love You
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So Ciara Didn’t Actually Get Naked and It Sounds Like She is Pissed Off
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Shiny, Shiny Bijou
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Abriela Vergara Need to Get Out of My Dreams, and Into My Car
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That This Guy Is Getting Traded, That’s For Damn Sure
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Make an Apple Cannon and a Pumpkin Bazooka
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Tommy Lee Tells a Blogger to Fuck Off Via MySace Because He’s One of those Internet Tough Guys Who’s Only Claim to Masculinity is His Hep C from Fucking More Dumb Tacky Rock Groupies With Fake Tits Than You….
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ESPN AIRED A HANDJOB ACCIDENTALLY DURING A CROWD SHOT AT A FOOTBALL GAME
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GET THE HIPPIE….
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Some PETA Striptease Game
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Some Jessica Simpson Tongue Fetish
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS BECAUSE PHOTOBUCKET’S JUST ANOTHER PORN SITE…..
Some Black Girl Who Thinks She’s a Model in Some Topless Photoshoot
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Cheer Queen Likes Showing Off Her Tits
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