Rosario Dawson’s dress is like a window into her big fuckin’ tits. They remind me of the times I’ve tried to get girls to press their tits against their car passenger window as they drive by me on the highway, or the time I got my wife to press her tits up against the glass shower door when washing one year when we were on vacation and she was only fractionally as fat as she is today, before breaking the fuckin’ thing off the fuckin’ hinges. It reminds me of a highschool party I went to when I was 30 and all the girls were drunk and treating me like a fuckin’ star because I bought them alcohol when no one else would and the dudes at the party told me that the girls were flashing people out of the living room window but by the time I got there, the cops already showed up and were breaking things up. It was a time when I felt like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and all the other celebrity party hosts, only instead of getting paid 40k to be the guest at a club, I paid 40 dollars on a couple cases of beer. Either way, here are Rosario Dawson’s amazing tits.

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