I accidentally went to my neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of sugar and by sugar I mean beer and by borrow I mean drink with no plan on replacing it all because I like his daughter. She’s in her 20s and a slut. They were watching the Emmy’s so I sat down for a minute and was forced to witness some Josh Groban performance where he sang the theme song from a bunch of TV shows and it made me want to kill myself. This is on some weird fuckin’ level that I just can’t really grasp, but figured I’d force you to watch it too, because I don’t like suffering alone. I don’t understand how people can clap at this shit after the pain it fuckin’ induced, but they did, maybe it’s because Hollywood fuckin’ sucks. Yeah, that’s definitely what it is. Now watch the video if it hasn’t been taken down by the mean copyright enforcers.

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