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2016

19

Sep

The EMMYS Happened of the Day

I don’t watch TV…I also don’t watch celebrity award shows anymore. I just know that it’s a pile of bullshit that doesn’t actually matter. It’s an internal scam to position and celebrate these idiots amongst these idiots while the world watches on like it matters. It doesn’t matter. Some bullshit opinion of an industry that is bullshit doesn’t matter. Just watch what you like watching…and trying to decide what is better is so redundant and arbritrary….It is click bait for the morons…that these people can turn around and command more money for….

That said, I did accidentally see two awards being nominated at my drug dealer’s house and I called both wins – without even knowing the actors, without even seeing the shows because I only watch documentaries, I based it on gender and color alone…and I was right…because all this shit is so contrived and predictable….I also called the speeches “I am blessed to be give them chance to tell this story”…or some similar nonsense…because after 12 years of doing this..it’s all so fucking predictable…and BORING…no wonder kids don’t pay attention to this shit…

That said, sluts were in attendance…famous sluts who get paid too much, who have egos, who are intolerable…but who the world want to fuck because they have that stamp of approval…when there are way hotter chicks who don’t have this nonsense, fabricated lie importance…

Garbage….

Lindsey Vonn was there…in a tight dress with her skier squat ass…which makes zero sense…because as a skier…what the fuck does she have to do with TV awards…but she does have a strong Back…..

Kristen Bell was there – because she’s a common woman – with common insight – on common issues like pay equity or inequality….

Rat Cow was there….with the only thing that matters about her…her tits…what kind of event invite a fuckign instagram whore like Rat Cow…who did she fuck to be there…oh right…anyone and everyone….

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Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress…

Emilia Clarke…

Sophie Turner….

Emmy Rossum is Still on TV…

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Olivia Culpo and Some Cleavage…

Julianne Hough Used to Get Fucked up the Ass while High on Coke by Ryan Seacrest…now she’s at the Emmys…

Sugar Baby Padma Looking for the next billionaire to knock her up…

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Heidi Klum…still good…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Pants Outfit….

But she stripped down for the afterparty…still creepy faced..

: p

Highlight – Kirsten Dunst Still has Tits…

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2015

21

Sep

The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day

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Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things….

Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea…

I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry….

I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know..

All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch…

I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality.

So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous…

Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies…

I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop…

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Heidi Klum in Yellow….

Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with

Padma Lakshmi GUNT….

Emma Roberts is a Babe…

Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit

Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS

Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools…

Sophie Turner….

Christina Hendricks Tank….

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Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV

Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show

Aubrey Plaza….because people like her…

Claire Danes and her So Called Face…

Morena Baccarin…Tits.

Cat Deeley – Pregnant…

Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin…

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Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick…

Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll….

I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song…

Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin…

Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big…

Halston Sage is the future….

Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible…

Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO!

Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough…

Julianne Hough…fucks her brother…

Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face

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2014

25

Aug

Sarah Hyland and The Emmy Awards are Happening of the Day

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I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit.

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How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck..

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2013

23

Sep

The Emmy Awards Happened and We Have All The Pics of the Day

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I know I technically have a celebrity blog and that I should be live blogging the Emmys or even figuring out a way into the Emmys, but ultimately, I don’t own a TV and more importantly, I don’t give a fuck about TV, or celebrities, or award shows that they created for themselves to celebrate themselves further even though they’ve already won at life, I find the whole thing obnoxious and boring, and worst of all I thought this shit happened last weekend…

I also think that these bitches in their gowns isn’t glamourous, or attractive, and if anything their are way hotter girls who aren’t at the fucking EMMYs and they are a little more interesting to masturbate to, because don’t think they are more important than they fucking are…

Acting is a joke, Hollywood is a lie, it’s all fucking garbage and they should all die. That’s my poem for the day….and even though I hate the EMMYS….

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2013

16

Sep

The Emmys Happned of the Day

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Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie…

I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it..

The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won…

They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit…

The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland…

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2008

22

Sep

Josh Groban Sings Stupidities at the Emmy’s of the Day

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I accidentally went to my neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of sugar and by sugar I mean beer and by borrow I mean drink with no plan on replacing it all because I like his daughter. She’s in her 20s and a slut. They were watching the Emmy’s so I sat down for a minute and was forced to witness some Josh Groban performance where he sang the theme song from a bunch of TV shows and it made me want to kill myself. This is on some weird fuckin’ level that I just can’t really grasp, but figured I’d force you to watch it too, because I don’t like suffering alone. I don’t understand how people can clap at this shit after the pain it fuckin’ induced, but they did, maybe it’s because Hollywood fuckin’ sucks. Yeah, that’s definitely what it is. Now watch the video if it hasn’t been taken down by the mean copyright enforcers.

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