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2016

19

Sep

The EMMYS Happened of the Day

I don’t watch TV…I also don’t watch celebrity award shows anymore. I just know that it’s a pile of bullshit that doesn’t actually matter. It’s an internal scam to position and celebrate these idiots amongst these idiots while the world watches on like it matters. It doesn’t matter. Some bullshit opinion of an industry that is bullshit doesn’t matter. Just watch what you like watching…and trying to decide what is better is so redundant and arbritrary….It is click bait for the morons…that these people can turn around and command more money for….

That said, I did accidentally see two awards being nominated at my drug dealer’s house and I called both wins – without even knowing the actors, without even seeing the shows because I only watch documentaries, I based it on gender and color alone…and I was right…because all this shit is so contrived and predictable….I also called the speeches “I am blessed to be give them chance to tell this story”…or some similar nonsense…because after 12 years of doing this..it’s all so fucking predictable…and BORING…no wonder kids don’t pay attention to this shit…

That said, sluts were in attendance…famous sluts who get paid too much, who have egos, who are intolerable…but who the world want to fuck because they have that stamp of approval…when there are way hotter chicks who don’t have this nonsense, fabricated lie importance…

Garbage….

Lindsey Vonn was there…in a tight dress with her skier squat ass…which makes zero sense…because as a skier…what the fuck does she have to do with TV awards…but she does have a strong Back…..

Kristen Bell was there – because she’s a common woman – with common insight – on common issues like pay equity or inequality….

Rat Cow was there….with the only thing that matters about her…her tits…what kind of event invite a fuckign instagram whore like Rat Cow…who did she fuck to be there…oh right…anyone and everyone….

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Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress…

Emilia Clarke…

Sophie Turner….

Emmy Rossum is Still on TV…

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Olivia Culpo and Some Cleavage…

Julianne Hough Used to Get Fucked up the Ass while High on Coke by Ryan Seacrest…now she’s at the Emmys…

Sugar Baby Padma Looking for the next billionaire to knock her up…

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Heidi Klum…still good…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Pants Outfit….

But she stripped down for the afterparty…still creepy faced..

Highlight – Kirsten Dunst Still has Tits…

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