Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things….
Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea…
I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry….
I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know..
All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch…
I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality.
So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous…
Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies…
I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop…
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Heidi Klum in Yellow….
Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with
Padma Lakshmi GUNT….
Emma Roberts is a Babe…
Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit
Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS
Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools…
Sophie Turner….
Christina Hendricks Tank….
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Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV
Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show
Aubrey Plaza….because people like her…
Claire Danes and her So Called Face…
Morena Baccarin…Tits.
Cat Deeley – Pregnant…
Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin…
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Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick…
Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll….
I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song…
Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin…
Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big…
Halston Sage is the future….
Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible…
Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO!
Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough…
Julianne Hough…fucks her brother…
Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face
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