So it’s the Vice President debate tonight and I hope Palin is asked what she will do when she wins Miss America and gets that scholarship she’s after. Someone emailed me today saying that Palin is even against abortion when the pregnancy comes from rape or incest. With her in office, I can only imagine the shitty flipper babies that will be the next generation America when all you sick fuck’s can’t get rid of the evidence of those magical nights with your younger sister who doesn’t know any better because she’s asleep.

Either way, Alba, someone you’d all fuck if she was your sister, came out with this new S&M picture to support Obama, if only she had the panty version back when she deliberately skipped the pill to lock Cash Warren down for life, while ruining her vagina and hopefully her career in the process by getting pregnant, then maybe I’d still be able to find her worth fucking and thus worth listening too when it comes to making a politcal decision, but instead, she’s just an uneducated, mexican mom to me and their only good for beating up.

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