I admit, I am slow moving today. I was taking a nap, because I am trying to get as much energy as I can to see as many vaginas as I can over the next 4 days. It only comes once a year and I am sure I don’t have all that many more ahead of me, so I might as well milk it for all I can….

Speaking of monsters, here’s a clip of Janice Dickinson, a modern day Frankenstein, calling the paparazzi cockroaches and rats, because I guess she doesn’t like the attention they are giving her when she’s not lookin’ her best or some shit, unless this is her best, in which case, she’s just being a bitch and if I was her, I’d be a bitch too, I mean after spending all that money on surgery then getting this mess of a face that would be worse than that time I bought a stereo system off some crackhead that didn’t work when I got home, or the time a group of us hired a whore to pass around and she fell asleep on us, or died, we weren’t sure, we just know we didn’t ask her pimp for a refund when he came to drag her out of my apartment. True story.

Ok, now I gotta get to my real posts. I hope you’re ready….cuz it’s going to be a life changing day today….or not…I am just trying to hype myself up to get down and do this…when I really just want to go back to bed.

Here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson flashing her underwear and acting like an idiot for the paparazzi a while ago, because she hates them so fucking much, and doesn’t use them to get publicity when it is convenient for her, I guess she’s just a hypocritical cunt.

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