So I have this black friend and he always goes for white girls and when I asked him why, a bunch of years ago, he told me because black chicks are fucking crazy. Now I don’t know that many black girls, because the Haitian ones always give me attitude, like in a “what the fuck you lookin at this beautiful fat thing” kinda way, so it’s made it hard to get close since most black girls here are Haitian, but I did manage to get within 5 feet of one this weekend because I accidentally bumped her. and she threw her pack of cigarettes to the ground and came at me like I had just cast some voodoo spell on her, or maybe even like I was coming to pile her onto a boat to help build the new world and not get paid for it……

Now, I know that this sounds extremely racist, like a night club that doesn’t let black people in, or maybe like how the KFC has bullet proof glass around the cash, because they know the kind of crowd they attract, but it’s not, it’s a socio-economic issue, poor girls are angry and angry people fuck shit up, especially when your boyfriend fucked another girl on the side and you run into the herl in the hallways of your ghetto school….

Go-bama!!

Or this one….

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