The paparazzi are such little bitches. You think a guy who crawls into people’s sewers and hides in closets, hedges, or watches people from a van outside, after spending a week following them, in a borderline criminal way, would be a little more gangster. But I guess they know the second they “harass” or provoke the celeb, they lose their job, the celebs have grounds to sue and all the fun is over for everyone….

So Brad Garrett the big guy from Everybody Loves Raymond, a show that makes me want to kill myself and that you hopefully have never watched, tried to fight the paparazzi, because they are annoying and broke some asshole’s camera.

Now I am not a famous person, but if I was recognized at my coffee shop by the girl who works there this morning, probably because I go there often, but it was good enough for me, because her ass is amazing even if her face isn’t, but I would do everything I could to fuck with these pricks without breaking the law. I’d accidentally throw paint at them, or hire a guard dog to follow me around everywhere I go that “accidentally” gets loose and takes one of them out, sure it would get put to sleep. but it’s a small price to pay for my entertainment, and I’d be rich and could afford a new one. Fighting these bitches is just stupid, punching these bitches, leads to pure headaches, it’s worse than punching your wife or girlfriend, because they are all opportunists who press charges because it makes them money and gives them a bullshit story…

Here’s the weasel who’s camera got broken….he isn’t a violent guy, but he is into harassing people.

And who the fuck cares about what the fuck Brad Garrett is doing, why the fuck are paparazzi on his dick anyway, it makes no fucking sense to me……

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