I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email….

Hello,

QVC is searching for Men and Women with a background in hosting television, internet broadcasts, radio or live events. You MUST have host credits to be considered.

Host must be energetic, upbeat, intelligent and enthusiastic with a natural curiosity. You must have a passion and drive for sales as well as be a quick thinker and good listener. Hosts should be friendly, credible, entertaining sincere and sophisticated with a sense of style and fashion

Your website has a great readership and I was hoping you could let them know of our search.  
 
Information on the casting can be found here:
 

My response….

Dezmon,

I may not be experienced in hosting television, but I am pretty persuasive. Seriously, every time I want to get a blowjob, I just take 50 dollars out of my wife’s purse and get a random street whore to rock my shit. I think that skill could really be used to QVC’s advantage when lookin’ for a new host…

I am also overweight and feel that that would really speak to the losers who are at home in front of their TVs watching QVC…ya know.

Let me know if you are interested and I can send you the headshots you need, but they may not be the headshots you’re used to.

I look forward to your response….

With Love, 
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

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