Rod Stewart is proof that being a very rich rockstar overrides being a little man, because he manages to get with tall blonde models, knocks them up and moves onto other tall blond models all the fucking time, I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..while most little men get no love because girls generally don’t go for men who make them feel like they are monsters. I figure he’s gotta have a huge cock, because I’m sure this Penny Lancaster beast has money of her own and his money wouldn’t be enough to lock her pussy down to some guy who’s songs she used to sing along to in the 80s, because with a body that size, her vagina means fucking business and I hear it’s the size of laundry hamper, but doesn’t smell as nice as dirty laundry, but that’s all just rumors.

Another Rod Stewart Rumor….the reason his daughter Kimberly has such a busted up face was because daddy’s accidentally ran over her in his Rolls Royce in between ripping lines off supermodel pussies and writing shitty music, because he didn’t notice her running up to the car, since to him, she’s just someone he writes monthly checks that he’s only met a handful of times.

On a side note, I think running after blond masculine lookin’ tall chicks is cliche, like dude’s trying to go for what he thinks other people think is hot, since the girls made a career for their “look”, while still being masculine enough for him to call dad, something that turns him on because he’s in the closet and this model act is just overcompensation. You know, with a name like Rod, he’s pretty much got no choice but to headline the gay bath houses around the world in his own kind of special concert that involves him taking 4 dicks at a time.

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