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2008

22

Dec

Michael Jacksons’ Ass is Bleeding of the Day

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So it turns out the Michael Jackson may be dying, mainly because he’s bleeding out of his ass….

Jackson, 50, suffers from Alpha 1-antitrypsin deficiency, a condition that can be fatal.
‘He’s had it for years, but it’s gotten worse, he needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It’s the bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him.’

??Halperin also said Jackson “can barely speak'” and is having trouble seeing: “The vision in his left eye is 95 percent gone.'”

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This would be a good time to say something like Jackson’s finally getting a taste of what his “Jesus Juice” did to little boys, or something along the lines of him now knowing how McCauley Culkin felt after leaving Neverland ranch all those years ago, but since he was acquitted on those pedophile charges, I guess no one would get the joke…

Anyway, I call bullshit on this story, even if dude looks like death, doesn’t mean he’s dying, and I will post it because I know many of you have gotten off to bloody asshole stories in the past so think of this as some kind of medical homosexual erotica…

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