This just in, Kristin Cavallari has no ass and it’s proven to be pretty disgusting every time she tries to take a shit. No seriously, I fucking hate girls with no asses, even if they are skinny as fucking Ethiopian starving kids before their stomachs get distended, they’ve got to have a nice round ass, small or not, but this flat flap of skin trying to form ass cheeks between her thigh and back is just fucking confusing to me and maybe someone should send her some bathing suit bottoms that aren’t designed for girls I want to fuck. get it together Cavallari, you irrelevant assless, whore.

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