Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.

The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.

If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.

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