His name is Paul Daniels and you have no idea who he is because he is from the UK and that’s like another planet to your ignorant ass. Don’t take it personally because I didn’t know who he was either, but that’s not saying much, because sometimes I don’t even know who’s lookin’ back at me when I look in the mirror. I am just being dramatic. It happens. But if you wanted to know, he’s some magician, you know, something you’d expect to be a virgin’s sport, and he’s managed to get pretty rich off the shit. At least rich enough to cheat on his first wife with his assistant named Debbie McGee who is in the pictures with him.

I did a little Wikipedia search as I do and found out that he’s got something to prove, you know with being a magician and all, and he has been spoken openly about his sexual conquests, stating that he’s banged over 300 women, and letting us all know he’s gone a long way from practicing magic tricks throughout highschool, when other people were getting their dick sucked in their horse drawn carriages.

He also made this statement about his wife that I’d like to leave you with as you click on her picture to get a better look at her and her teeth…

“Once I got upstairs, Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed – eat your heart out fellas! She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was Do Not Disturb. But further down her body she had a sign that said Disturb”

Disturbed is right…..at least it’s what I am feeling right now and that may or may not have anything to do with these pictures, it seems to be a daily activity of mine, so I’m not pointing any fingers here. I’m just glad he didn’t talk about pulling a rabbit out of her cunt

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