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2009

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

I got one message of concern because I disappeared for a solid 10 hours after I said I was going to nap, well, I ended up napping, got side tracked from this whole “let’s get healthy cuz I thought I had a heart attack shit” and drank a six pack, smoked a nice fat cigar, threw up, passed out, woke up, watched American Idol at my neighbor’s house and passed out again, only to wake up 5 minutes ago, covered in what must be piss, so I decided to go down the street, throw my shit in the dryer at the laundromat, hopefully find some stray panties to fuck or maybe some psycho insomniac with some kind of addiction or personality disorder to hang out with, but before I do, it is my duty to bring you the links, especially since I left you hanging earlier. Remember, I love you.

Here are the links…and if you are expecting something you sent in to get linked, I haven’t read my email in a solid 4 days, I will get on that tomorrow, because tomorrow’s a brand new day.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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Did I Tell You Slama Hayeks Tits Would Save the World, Or What?
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The World’s Biggest Breasts
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William Tell Paint Ball
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A History of Bar Rafaeli’s TITS
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I Mean, Everyone Gets a Little Gas Now and Again
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Blake Lively’s Rack is Semi Okay, and The Rest of Her is Ugly and Boring
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This Snuggie Shit Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Booty Call, I hear that shit ends in Suicide. Yay.
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Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Troll Tits
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Angel is Gorgeous son the Beach
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Who the Fuck is Amanda Marcum and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Striptease of the Day
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You Know You Love It As Much As I Do
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Anna Friel is Almost See Through
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Katy Lohmann Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Crazy Octoplut Lady Totally Thinks She’s Angelina Jolie
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Got Something to Say, So You SHould Listen
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Lady GaGa Continues Her Reign of Ugliness and/or Crazy and/or Attention Whoring…because no one paid attention to her when she was in high school.
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Jessica Gomes is Body Painted
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Caramel Dip + Boobs = AMAZING!
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Couple Kicked Out Of Restaurant for Having Sex – VIDEO
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Toddler Gets Taken Out Haahahaha
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Carmella Bing Has Got a Pretty Nice Pussy
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God Damn Courtney Love Gets More Disgusting by the Days
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You’re Not Getting Any Younger, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Good Times to Follow
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It’s Never To Young to Start Smoking
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Christina Milian Has Still Got It
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And That’s Why Idiots Like This Shouldn’t Have Guns
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Her Name is Jackie Degg and She is Naked
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Drunk, Wet Shirt Chicks. Nuff Said
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Hilary Duff Called Faye Dunaway Ugly. Yes, THAT Hilary Duff
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Rachel Stevens is in FHMs
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Get Sex Today Because, Well, What Else Do You Have Planned?
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God Bless Nude Beaches
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Madeline Zima is a Bikini Model
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Steal Money Here
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Nicole Scherzinger Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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You Stay Classy, Baby, But I’ll Never Shake that Hand…
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!!BONUS!!

Some Vegas Party Girl in Her Metal Bra Weirdness is Hot…
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