Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual Perez Hilton.

Now I am all for dykes, I figure it’s a great outlet for victims of rape and abuse to take, you know since they are scared of cock and need to get lovin’ somewhere.

It’s even a good strategy for fat chicks that guys would rather not fuck and if they did they’d treat them like the shit that they are, where turning to women will be a lot more wholesome and pleasant for them, you know spending their days at farmer’s markets or planting trees, eating organic and vegan food and going on bike rides while protesting same sex marriages and shopping for flannel together, instead of getting told how useless an ugly they are.

All that to say that men are real jerks, so if you’re done with them, you might as well take Pink’s lead and find the closest thing you can to one, without actually being one.

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