I want to fuck John Legend’s girlfriend. I don’t know who she is. She looks Asian, but she may be some kind of mix breed, because she’s more brown than yellow, but none of that matters, I’ll let her pick my rice any day, and by pick my rice I do mean jerk me off, because my dick’s about that big…..It’s sad, but I’ve come to terms with it.

Either way, someone ID this bitch.

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