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2009

06

Apr

Venus Williams Dressed like a Gorilla in a Bikini of the Day

I was going to say that it’s not Halloween and that Venus Williams can take off her Gorilla suit, especially when at the beach, where it’s hot and could lead to some kind of heat exhaustion or death, like what happened to an old crazy lady who lived in my building and always wore snow suits in the middle of summer, because she didn’t realize it was summer, and she just ended up roasting to death in her apartment a few years ago, but then I realized that shit is just her Hulk body and remembered some of you weirdo’s find her hot, especially when she lets other girls climb up on her like she’s some kind of amusement ride.

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