There comes a time when a girl turns 28 and it is no longer cute or interesting to see her talk like a baby, pout her lips or try to pose all cute, like a little fuckin’ girl, if anything it is just fucking creepy.

There also comes a time when a girl turns 28, when it is our duty as the public to stop giving her anymore fucking attention because she has tricked us into giving her far too much over the years.

Paris Hilton is still a useless cunt, she’s just older now, and our only hope is that her plane home from Cannes crashing and she survives so that she spends the rest of her days suffering until she ends it all one night when she just can’t take anymore.

Not that I wish pain on anyone, but in this case I think it is deserved from the pain she has caused a whole generation.

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