Today is a boring day, so I figure I’ll keep the boring going with pictures of Bridget Marquardt lookin like shit at her doctor’s office and the reason I am posting it has something to do with her being a Playboy star who Heff made his his hired girlfriend, but I am also posting it out of excitement because there are so many reasons I whore could be hitting up a doctor. The most obvious would be plastic surgeon to adjust her tits, or rebuild her vagina, you know because she’s all hollywood and shit, but I like to think she’s at the doctor getting the cancer cells burnt off her cervix like the ravaged with HPV kind of girl she is, or maybe she’s there getting an abortion, which would explain her smile, cuz everyone knows what unwanted pregnancy can do to your career as a girl marketed as someone everyone would want to fuck, except me, because I don’t think she’s really got it going on and I won’t let the media concvince me that she does.

Here are the shitty pics.

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