I have a borderline hatred for Chris de Burgh. He didn’t do anything specifically to piss me off, but in 1988, I spend a weeek at a resort with a girl I was seeing. She was pretty much my high school sweetheart, even though I dropped out of high school, you know first that only true love bullshit, because since her girls haven’t been virgins or loyal or really even all that fun to be around or into me.

Anyway, we were both 18 or 19 at the time, and they had this lobby bar piano player who only knew the song “Lady in Red” and played that shit on fuckin repeat. Everytime my girl would walk by he’d sing a little louder and by day 5 of this “Lady in Red” shit I was starting to get mad, so I decided to do a day trip down doing some activity by the beach and she asked to stay behind to tan and read her book or some shit, which I though was weird, but not as weird as when I got back to the room and motherfucker was slamming my chick from behind.

So since then, “Lady in Red” has brought up some serious anger issues, ones that will only be heeled by hate fucking Rosana Davison, Chris De Burgh’s daughter and former Miss Universe, in my kind of “gettin’ even” strategy.

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