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2009

29

Jun

Funny Murder of the Day

A 6 year old was shot by his grandfather because he dropped a watermelon. I know what you are thinking, and they weren’t black and I am offended that your racist ass would think that they were based on the motive, it’s 2009 people, let’s get a little progressive and stop holding onto stereotypes of the past, like the whole watermelon shit, because apparently, poor white trash take their watermelon pretty fuckin’ serious.

Speaking of watermelon’s here’s a video of some busty girl who thinks getting arrested is amazing, for those of you don’t think 6 year olds dying over melon is funny.

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