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Archive for the Murder Category

2009

29

Jun

Funny Murder of the Day

A 6 year old was shot by his grandfather because he dropped a watermelon. I know what you are thinking, and they weren’t black and I am offended that your racist ass would think that they were based on the motive, it’s 2009 people, let’s get a little progressive and stop holding onto stereotypes of the past, like the whole watermelon shit, because apparently, poor white trash take their watermelon pretty fuckin’ serious.

Speaking of watermelon’s here’s a video of some busty girl who thinks getting arrested is amazing, for those of you don’t think 6 year olds dying over melon is funny.

Posted in:Murder

2009

13

Mar

Howard K. Stern Goes To Jail of the Day

So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

Posted in:Anna Nicole Smith|death|Howard K. Stern|Murder