So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

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