I have a friend who I met on the internet and never in person. He used to be in some random shitty 80s movies and TV shows like Ski School, and Summer School and even Ski School 2 and nothing much since. We’ve been going back and forth the last 3 years and dude is always supportive, which is a nice change from all the hate mail I get constantly.

His most recent email included this clip from some movie called Parfection that may bring him back to the D-List that was so rudely taken from him and it is about boobs, so you’ll like it, because your small mind loves boobs, and even if the jokes are as tight as the girls, who are not very tight….I got no choice but to give love.

Tons of shitty movies get made and go straight to DVD, but I’m proud to say that this one stars a serious star, the world just doesn’t know it yet. So check out the clip and start writing fan mail cuz right now he’s got plenty of time to answer it, but won’t in the months to come as he is too busy fighting off boy band volume of pussy.

Posted in:Comeback|Dean Cameron