I am pretty upset. My angle on this Kristin Cavallari chick was mocking the fact that she thought she was too good for The Hills after Laguna beach because she had an inflated ego and thought she’d get other work and not be typecast as the trashy rich kid on a shitty scripted show that is polluting our generation as pretty much the worst possible thing to come out of television in the history of television.

I just found out that she crawled back to MTV with her tail between her legs because she realized what a poor decision she made and is back on what we hope is the tail end of the show and since there is no future in the past and since I have no respect for girls who make these bold moves only to pathetically crawl back to the good thing they so emotionally and boldly walked away from. Not that I respect women. But you get what I mean. Cunts…

Here she is at some Malibu Beach House not wearing a bikini…but loving the attention she’s getting on her “Comeback” tour…that is almost as boring as her….

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