I don’t know much about fashion and I don’t know much about bikinis. I just know that I don’t see nearly enough of them in my everyday life, because this city sucks and is not on a beach, and I suck and can’t afford to be on a beach, so I’m forced to turn to shitty quality runway pictures of sluts strutting their shit in bikinis, when really my face should be the fuckin runway, and their pussies be fuckin’ landin’ on it.

I guess there’s no real information in this post. No fashion designer name….so that if you want to go out and buy one you can’t and I guess that’s all part of me making this site even more useless than it is….Enjoy.

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