Hayden Panettiere knows where her target audience of men who want to fuck her hang and that’s primarily with the weird sci-fi motherfuckers who see women as a mythical creature that you need powers from the dark overlords to contact, especially when they look like Hayden Panettiere, because bitch is built like a troll princess from some obscure role playing game, making the masturbation fantasy all that more believable, and bitch fuckin’ knows it. She knows all these people are horny enough to want her, she knows that they are really the only group of people who don’t need to be drunk to stomach fuckin’ her, so bitch got all dolled the fuck up and wore a cleavage dress, just to get a little more male attention, maybe to start a little uprising, and to feel better about herself, because growing up, her mother was the one all the boys looked at when they were on the beach and now’s her chance, even if she’s at an event that I could wear to and get a bunch of numbers at, because motherfuckers are just that horny, but it’s good for the ego.

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