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Archive for the Comic-Con Category

2009

27

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Lookin’ for Male Attention at Comic Con of the Day

Hayden Panettiere knows where her target audience of men who want to fuck her hang and that’s primarily with the weird sci-fi motherfuckers who see women as a mythical creature that you need powers from the dark overlords to contact, especially when they look like Hayden Panettiere, because bitch is built like a troll princess from some obscure role playing game, making the masturbation fantasy all that more believable, and bitch fuckin’ knows it. She knows all these people are horny enough to want her, she knows that they are really the only group of people who don’t need to be drunk to stomach fuckin’ her, so bitch got all dolled the fuck up and wore a cleavage dress, just to get a little more male attention, maybe to start a little uprising, and to feel better about herself, because growing up, her mother was the one all the boys looked at when they were on the beach and now’s her chance, even if she’s at an event that I could wear to and get a bunch of numbers at, because motherfuckers are just that horny, but it’s good for the ego.

Posted in:cleavage|Comic-Con|Hayden Panettiere

2009

27

Jul

Mila Kunis is All Dressed Up for Comic-Con of the Day

Mila Kunis knows all the fuckin’ answers. She gets forced to do Comic-Con to promote some new movie she is in because it’s targeted to virgin comic book people and because it’s in her contract, so she figures she’ll go in her fuckin’ pajamas because the fact that she’s Mila Kunis is enough for the virgin weirdos to drop to their knees and start worshiping her for bringing a vagina so close to them in their own little world, a world that vagina is so scarce in, all while saving her time getting dressed up and done up and lookin’ good.

I guess virginal socially awkward geeks are good for a girl’s self esteem because they aren’t too demanding just as long as it’s a girl talking to them, and they haven’t fainted, shit is good enough. So if anything, it makes no sense why they are virgins because they aren’t as judgemental as regular dudes and give ugly chicks the opportunity to feel valued for a minute, while normal dudes are too busy laughing at them and callin’ them fat.

I guess what it comes down to is that no matter how ugly a chick is, she would only bed one of these Comic-Con type dudes if he made millions with his geek shit, and I’m talking dollars, not Star Trek models, I’m talking money, because money makes a vagina forget how fuckin’ lame an asshole and his collection of comics and action figures is and here is Mila Kunis lookin’ dumpy as shit, but still good enough for me, but that’s only because I have a crush on her mainly cuz I know she’s into ass play, based on the fact that she dates Michael Jackson’s boytoy Culkin who learnt about that shit at a young age….

Either way, here are the pics….

Posted in:Comic-Con|Mila Kunis|Sweatpants