There was a time when me and Lohan were homies. Sure it was just for half a minute and I’m not even entirely sure if I was being emailed by her, but I like to think I was, because it adds meaning to my already useless fucking life, so I reached out to her in the last week or so saying she’s a bitch for droppin me on twitter like I was hot, while we all know I mean temperature and not sex appeal, and she actually wrote me back saying she’s insanely busy and has no time for our internet love affair anymore, so if you, like me are wondering what she meant when she said she was too busy to write me an email, here is a little taste of what she’s been up to….

Firstly, here she is pretending to drink a milkshake for publicity at the milkshake shop owned by a fuckin’ paparazzi…..

And here she is not in a bikini at the Malibu Beach House….living her too busy to follow me on twitter busy fucking life….

Overall, she makes me feel way more useless and irrelevant than I already do feel. I mean is there even a point in doin what I do….If you’re wondering the answer, it is no, but I’m gonna keep on doin it, for lack of better things to do…

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