I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

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