Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.

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