I don’t understand why hipsters are dressing like poverty trash from the 90s. It is starting to piss me off everytime I see a motherfucker with a mullet, stupid glasses, a loud throwback t-shirt of some garbage sports team, a pair of tight cut off acid wash jean shorts, a fanny pack and fuckin’ velcro shoes with stupid socks pulled up, like they were the retarded kid down the street who huffed gas for a good time cuz he couldn’t afford fuckin’ booze, so Rihanna in this vest just doesn’t make sense to me. Not that I’m a fashionable dude, but because she looks like a fuckin’ idiot and as the days progress and the fact my dog barked at her on TV like she was a dog, I’m starting to hate her more and more and I’d thought I’d let you all know that praise I was giving her was just misguided jungle fever.
