I know it is the afternoon and I haven’t posted and that is because it is the long weekend and I know no one is online today and because I am hungover and woke up 15 minutes ago but I just wanted you to know I haven’t died yet.
I hate writing out Kristin Cavallari’s name because she spells her shit with an “i” and not an “e” and that’s just the kind of pretentious bullshit you’d expect out of her, you know having a generic fucking name but spelling it retarded to be different and I guess that’s got nothing to do with why I hate her, but it does have a lot to do with why I hate writing posts on her.
That said, she’s back on The Hills and I find it funny that she refused to do the spinoff show and for a few years tried to get a legit acting career while her friends got richer and richer and richer while she got rejected from role after role provided she even got auditions and in the end she had to decide whether to take the job at McDonald’s she’s qualified for thanks to her level of education/highschool diploma or to go back to The Hills and instead of saving fucking face she crawled back into the arms of MTV who paid her less than she was getting paid before while giving her the life lesson that once you are MTV, shit’s a life fuckin sentence….

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