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2009

16

Sep

Shut the Fuck Up Wendy Williams of the Day

Wendy Williams is some dude who used to be on the radio because his face and his sexual ambiguity scared little kids cuz shit looks like some kind of evil muppet, but the fact that she cries all the fucking time scares me. I wrote about me laughing at her crying about not breast feed her baby because she was a man and man tit doesn’t let you breast feed, but it turns out that in his youth, before all the surgeries, motherfucker used to be a cocaine fiend, something I’d expect from someone insecure about who they are, you know not compfortable in his skin, but comfortable in women’s panties, before realizing that he should be a she and when he became a she, turning his life around and really making something out of his life as a she, like some kind of new lease, and bitch starts crying again.

This show is a little emotionally unstable for me, hold it together, we know you think women are supposed to cry all the time, and that is part of the reason you got the chop, but we don’t need to see that shit every fucking day, not to mention running a segment talking to Whitney Houston who isn’t a guest on your show is as awkward as me writing a post to you when you aren’t even reading it, but I guess I do it for my tranny loving “straight” readers….so quit flattering yourself like trannies tend to do…..

Posted in:Crying|Wendy WIlliams

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