I am calling a Christina Milian pregnancy because no one else in the world really gives a fuck about her anymore. I think the reality is that everyone’s pretty much forgot about her. That’s why her marriage to The Dream pretty much went unnoticed, as did the fact that she was dropped by her label and signed to Myspace records, but I know that I will never forget the music video of her rolling around in mud all sexy and dirty like, but that’s because I have trouble letting go.

The reason I think she’s pregnant is because it would explain why she’s wearing a fat chick dress, it would also explain why she got married in the first place, because no one likes illegitimate babies, especially my mom, and here are her tits….

Pics via Bauer

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