There are rumors that Rihanna is fucking Justin Timberlake, which makes sense, because he was dating Jessica Biel and Rihanna fits that profile, you know, by lookin’ as close to a dude as possible without having a dick, because that would make Timberlake a fag, and despite his dance moves, fag is not something he wants people to think he is, so he’s strategic in the people he fucks.
Rihanna slowly gets thicker and thicker and her hair gets more and more dyke or as Justin Timberlake likes to see it, more like a gay fag artist after a weekend of meth and all night anal sex parties, and she’s wearing some strategic see-thru dress that doesn’t show off her ass or cunt the way I would want it to, but gives the illusion that it does, and I guess that’s good enough, but all I see is a great tragedy. There was a time, just a few months ago, when I thought she had it goin’ on. I guess that was before TImberlake started slipping testosterone in her coffee.
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