I can honestly say that the only thing that this site really offers the world and by world I mean my 1 reader, is that we can satisfy some of our fantasies that would otherwise get us in trouble if we were to satisfy them in public.

You see whenever I go anywhere where a chick is sitting, I get busted trying to stare at them under the table. Whether it’s lookin’ at their legs from across the room, or if I get more daring and strategically drop shit near them so I can sneak a peak, or if I am hoping for a panty flash, I seem to always get busted. Making masturbating to it pretty criminal.

That’s not to say that Krisin Cavallari, who I like to call the Bottom Feeder bottom feeding on a Bottom Feeding show because she couldn’t go legit in her career and had to come crawling back to the shit, is hot. It’s just to say she’s in the right position, like if you were to fuck a girl you walk in on with her pants around her knees and her hands on her ankles begging for your dick in a public bathroom, not that that would ever happen, it was just an example to let you know, if she’s in position, we aren’t too picky, so here is Cavallari in the right position….

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