A Hebrew magazine in Tel Aviv just did a 6-page feature on me. Let’s hope Bar Refaeli is sitting in her luxury apartment by the beach, coming off a cocaine binge from last night, reading that magazine, because I think she should know about me and fall in love with my charming translated words, forcing her to masturbate to my pic then to haveher people call my people, even though I don’t have people, resulting in a first class ticket to Tel Aviv, where she will put her vagina on my face, to prove that Jewish girls don’t actually taste any different than non Jewish girls, unless they are smuggling money across borders in their vaginas during war, but I know if anything, she’ll probably ignore the article, making my whole Israeli takeover totally obsolete….and forgotten…..but what won’t be forgotten is her hot body in a bikini cuz pictures are fucking timeless and even in 20 years, you’ll be able to find these and jerk off and that’s kind of an amazing thing.

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