I am a little slow on this shit, because let’s face it, 40 year old cunts in bikinis aren’t really what I live for, unless they end in 40 year old sex tapes. If anything I find it almost comical when I see a 40 year old in a bikini. Maybe it’s got something to do with being raised in the late 70s and 80s, a time when the one-piece rand shit, but I think it’s got more to do with 40 year old women having shitty bodies, except maybe when they are genetically altered like Naomi Campbell where she’s all legs, no fat and all attitude thanks to a career of modeling that left her with an ego, a billionaire finance and the whitest lookin’ teeth against her black as night skin, in which case, I shouldn’t complain and just post the pictures….and that’s what I am going to do because knowing I spent 4 minutes writing about Naomi Campbell depresses me.
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