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2009

29

Oct

Tila Tequila Got Off Her Computer for Once of the Day

It’s no secret that Tila Tequila is addicted to her computer and the internet. I like to think it is because the internet is what gave her a fake celebrity back when the suits at big media and entertainment companies were trying to tap into the internet and used the same logic they used their entire careers that the number of fans you have, or people who know about you, the more marketable your product is, when the reality is that on the internet, you can trick people into thinking you have a lot of fans and just because a motherfucker decided to accept you on myspace because you have a series of really slutty pictures it doesn’t mean they will buy your shit. So now that she’s got nothing going for her and her moment in the spotlight is clearly over and done with, she’s gone back to one on one interaction with the people, hoping for another run that I am pretty sure will never fucking happen because I like to think the execs realize that people on the internet are bored and willing to click on pretty much anything, all they have to do is check her ustream videos that only get 7,000 views and she gets fucking naked in the shit…just proving her ship has sank and that makes me fucking happy…

Here she is with her fake useless tits…unfortunately with smartphone technology, bitch can bring twitter anywhere she goes….

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  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    It’s easy enough to make rude remarks about this stupid whore, but in all seriousness…..her eyes are too far apart and there is something really wrong with her. She’s like a genetic mutation or a freak or something… Whatever she is, she sure is ugly, and I pity any man who shoves his cock into her.

  • Bob Smith

    Isn’t this the girl who tried to rape the football player and then accused him of doing the same thing to her?

  • drunken pig

    Why is this $10 cambodian refugee whore even relevant??

  • m3

    Even the Asian guy dwarfs her. You mean to tell me she was able to handle some big Football player cock??

  • Bob Smith

    “Why is this $10 Cambodian refugee whore even relevant??”

    Because back when she was slightly famous, she used to be a $20 Cambodian refugee whore. It’s a recession thing.

  • drunken pig

    Thank’s ^^ Bob!!