Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work.

The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with. If you know what I mean….if you don’t I’m trying to say that the fat friend doesn’t usually take the fuck over, she usually gets forgotten, but in Beyonce’s case, she became a fucking machine because I assume the millions of fat chicks who feel like they’ve been wronged, or like they’ve lost out to skinny chicks out there supported her quest to get to the top, despite everything working against her fat ass.

Either way, I wrote too much about this, when really all this is about is Kelly Rowland on the beach in a bikini while working out with some dude…..I went a little off track.

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