stepLINKS of the Day

2010

Jan

I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set for fucking life, unfortunately, a life that may not be all that long and healthy since I’ve kinda fucked myself along the way by drinking too much, eating too badly, doing too many drugs, banging too many whores, but maybe these heart attack pains are all in my head, and I’ve actually, like a cockroach made myself resistant to the elements, while just always feeling like shit and never actually having it end. I think this is a whole lot of heavy shit to think about, I’ll have to go watch Ghostwhisper with Jennifer Love and her fat ass to reflect….and while I do that, here are my links. Happy New Year, you made it through the first week, which is saying more than we can say for quite a few people….ENjoy the time you have…Let’s hope for less morbid days…CUDDLES

Here’s a Shit Ton of Amazing Stills of Ashley Greene in the Body Paint Bikini That I’m Not Allowed to Post Because Internet Photo Laws Are Fucking Ridiculous
GO

Does Victoria Silvstedt Get Paid to Hang Out All Day in a Bikini
GO

Seriously, Fuck You Kate Gosselin
GO

Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
GO

Because Hand Sex Is More Fun if You Have Something Quality to View
GO

Five Holiday Gifts Most Likely to be Returned
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Chinese Propaganda Punk
GO

Kate Moss Topless Photos
GO

It Didn’t Take Lohan Long to Get Back on the Crazy Train
GO

25 Holy Images In Everyday Things
GO

TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM!
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Caught in the Act! Peen in the Pipe Once Again
GO

If I Knew Anything About Hip Hop I Would Understand What “Lil Wayne x T-Pain x Drake x Nicki Minaj x Gucci Mane x Yo Gotti x Shawty Lo x Waka Flocka” Means
GO

Lindsay Lohan Will Fight You!
GO

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini for UK Loaded
GO

I Like How victoria Beckham is on America Idol Even Though She Can’t Sing Worth a Shit
GO

Tila Tequila is a Fucking Idiot
GO

Call ME Crazy But a Gary Coleman Body Double Makes Sense to Me
GO

Things That Make Sense: Keanu Reeves Is Really A Shape-Shifter Named Marty Spencer
GO

Talia is Your Treat of the Month
GO

Karate Girl FAIL
GO

Alison in the Clouds
GO

Lesbian Fuck Fest
GO

Elephant Cumshot is Just as Epic As it Sounds
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO