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Penelope Cruz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz showing off her pretty hot ass while doin’ a little prostate tickle on the beach with her man because I guess she’s Spanish and a little more sexually liberated than your wife who you secretly want to get ass play from but you’re too scared your going to like it and go gay, cuz only fags like ass play, even though it’s scientifically proven to feel good.

Either way, she’s the only big nosed girl I find attractive cuz big noses are ugly. I’ve had my fair share of big nosed girls and it’s always ended in disaster, cuz when I try to shove my dick down their throats, I just get nose against my pelvis and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, but I guess you can only blame my small dick for that and the nice thing about Penelope Cruz is that she has worked a way around that by pullin’ out other tricks and here she is on the beach…

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  • Drunken Pig

    Id blow a wad up her shnoze!!

  • Bob Smith

    She is pretty f’ing hot.

    To you idiot who think that skanky Hilton or fat-ass kardashian is hot, this is what an actual hot girl looks like.

  • cowbulls

    That ass is all business. She’s hot.

  • PsyKo

    hot… and those boobs just want to leap out of that bikini top…