If you’re wondering why homosexual Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry, its cuz her awkward lower body looks like a dude…but I think the real issue is the fact that you are wondering why Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry. I hate her body, I hate her music, I pretty much hate her and I don’t really understand why she is wearing what she is wearing, the athletic look for her is just another one of her lies, because she can’t face that whatever she’s managed to squeeze into these is pants is fucking sloppy…but we can. Seriously, her body reminds me of when I worked for a butcher packing sausages (no homo), and she’s not even naked….so whatever happens when those pants do come off is pretty much a fucking nightmare that I guess Russell Brand is chanelling and inspire him to write a new bullshit story about when he was in Vietnam burried under 4 dead bodies in the head for 3 weeks which will be as believable as his story as a drug addict who turned his life around lie.

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